King Of Fighter: The Movie

I'm suspecting the movie is gonna be a big fat flop. Totally do not see any resemblance. Wrong!

First Insight Photos: Tim Burton's Alice In The Wonderland

The traditional tale has been freshened with a blast of girl power, courtesy of writer Linda Woolverton (Beauty and the Beast). Alice, 17, attends a party at a Victorian estate only to find she is about to be proposed to in front of hundreds of snooty society types. Off she runs, following a white rabbit into a hole and ending up in Wonderland, a place she visited 10 years before yet doesn't remember. published new images from Tim Burton's Alice In The Wonderland featuring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen, Anne Hathaway as the White Queen, Mia Wasikowska as Alice and Matt Lucas as Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

Findings

Top-Left Clockwise: Passenger with Umbrella, Fat Lady who is Bloated or Fat Cross-Dressing Male who is Bloated, Passenger with a Monkey or Doll, Egyptian Mummy

Yams for Elephant.

Peiling's (aka Verdun Hun) very own street - How cool is that?

Hopefully its just emotional feeling the patrons will be receiving.

The 30s Club Member

A warm welcome for the following 30s club member, Mdm Wong Kar Kar. We are pleased to inform you of our club benefits as followed:

- Exclusive opportunity of ticking the check box for age 30 - 40

- Update your Identity Card with a new photograph of your current 'look'

- Pre-entry to mid-life crisis

- Making yourself familiarized before going into middle age group

Illegal Parking

When you think that bus stops are meant for buses and people....think again. Some jackass will never know the true usage of a shopping cart. Dimwitt!

R.I.P Wii

Dinner at Shokudo was a led down with mediocre Japanese food at ridiculous price, a double whammy. We were victimized by ex-Mache owner, with the same concept, DOH!. Almost 90% of the staff are PRCs, so its a China-Japanese experience all in one. Chinopanese food.


































We came back to my place with Wii, took us a freaking gawd damn hour to figure out what's wrong with the damn sensor bar. Searched online forum for solutions, which got us doing all sorts of silly positions and stupid menthods, and yes, its useless. Seriously, I reckon whichever dumbass invented the sensor bar should be sent to the torture chamber and feed his/her corpse to the dogs. In the end, this was what we did:









An altar for the sensor bar. (RIP)
















Our initiate mini altar.

The Return Of The Baby Trolley Killer

When we all thought that public transportation is a convenience. Think again! This baby trolley was spotted on the train with shopping bags on it, moving around the train cabin. Seemed like the parent doesn't really care even if the trolley rolled out of the cabin. FYI, the trolley wasn't on brakes, it was moving around like a headless chicken.

Do we really have to implement parking lots in the train for those idiotic families to park their 'vehicle'? Dumbass!

Wii Must Be Crazy

A night of laughing out our lungs, we regretted we even have lungs. Now we know the addiction of Wii has imparted someone with the adrenalin pumping attitude. She was practically on steroids the whole night. She's pretty obvious in the pictures below....make a guess.

She IS in this picture

Yes, She is.

Right again.

She sure IS.

Bingo!

This was the ONE on steroids.

Tampines Want

Tampines One wasn't that big a deal at all, familiar stores around the mall and Uniqlo, which I dun understand why people are crazy about it, its pretty much like any other shopping malls in Singapore. I realised we're lacking creativity and better ideas, I mean freakin' hell there are 2 existing malls in Tampines, Tampines Mall and Century Square, why another mall that has similar stuff in it? Uber to the max DUMB.

Can't we have something special, a hub where specialty stuff can only be gotten from that particular mall. Just like Bras Basah to get Arts/Crafts stuff, Furniture Mall to get furniture. Making it unique, for people to make their way there to get stuff they need, rather than making it too accessible to populate more fatass around. Imagine what could happen if each particular train station has 3 malls in that area, sounds ridiculous? But clearly its happening....

Putting that aside, I was there with Jiajia to explore and of course, to eat.

Grading System Of Food Operations

Recent cases of unhygienic food which led to food poisoning and deaths. Now we elaborately explain the establishment of the grading system.

NEA Grading System

The Grading System for Eating Establishments and Foodstalls was introduced in June 1997. Its two main aims were to provide a more structured system of appraisal for food outlets and to motivate licencees to improve and maintain good personal and food hygiene at their stalls. Besides providing recognition to licensees to improve and maintain a high standard of cleanliness, housekeeping and hygiene, this system enables the public to make a more informed choice when patronizing these stalls. Eating establishments and foodstalls are assessed by NEA and given the following grades of food hygiene:

Excellent >85%

Good 70% - 84%

Average 50% - 69%

Poor <50% style="font-weight: bold;">

Straight A's Programme

Building upon this system, the NEA has since introduced the Straight A's programme for school canteens and foodcourts. This programme sees the end of poor practices such as handling cooked food with bare hands, using chipped or cracked crockery, leaving cooked food exposed without proper cover, stacking of plates of food for sale and using uncovered refuse bins. NEA officers began working in partnership with major food court companies in Sept 2002 to boost the food hygiene standard in their outlets through a self-regulation program (SRP). The main component of the SRP is an in-house food hygiene monitoring system that supplements the regular inspections carried out by NEA. Straight A's Programme Building upon this system, the NEA has since introduced the Straight A's programme for school canteens and foodcourts. This programme sees the end of poor practices such as handling cooked food with bare hands, using chipped or cracked crockery, leaving cooked food exposed without proper cover, stacking of plates of food for sale and using uncovered refuse bins. NEA officers began working in partnership with major food court companies in Sept 2002 to boost the food hygiene standard in their outlets through a self-regulation program (SRP). The main component of the SRP is an in-house food hygiene monitoring system that supplements the regular inspections carried out by NEA.

To further assist the general dumbass public, we need a more concise grading system that in detail provides an exact understanding after acknowledging the grade. I personally recommend the implementation of the below grading system:

Korean BBQ Frenzy

My recent astonishment towards Korean BBQ has brought some frenzy amongst the crowd. I sensed a few more to come in near future.

Victims - Jiajia & Suling

Victims - Family

Victims - Jolin, Kim & Agnes

Pictionary All Gone Wrong

A game of Pictionary led to numerous misunderstandings, good or bad wasn't exactly on our minds. We just couldn't imagine besides the existence of lousy drawings, there's actually drawings that went beyond atrocity. Below are the fine examples of what I meant:

Bell
(We were worried, VERY worried)

Pepper
(From hell)

Mouse/Cat
(It doesn't really matter anymore)

Batman
(His remains - God rest his soul)

Kiwi fruit
(Hairy ball & Furry Boob - Kids cover your eyes)
The rest - The answer is definitely out there, somewhere

Can't remember was it pencil and paper
(Hell~ We gave up)

Jayun Hair Boutique

Haircut and Head Spa @ Jayun - An hour of their Head Spa makes you wanna have more..... Ultimate comfort and relax. I'm quite amazed by the salon staff, relatively short built but super strong hands while doing the head massage. The chair that I was sitting on has multi-usage... it moves to suit your posture, automated and manual controlled by the staff, while you're lying down, the neck part flips down to become a washing station after they shampooed your hair. My haircut was done by a young male stylist, nothing too funky or extreme, which is good. Overall experience - 2 thumbs up.