Friday, July 25, 2008

A Collage Of Happenings In A Nutshell






30th Birthday with the entourage

















30 years of nonsense with schoolmates
(Pictures were censored due to adult-theme content)













Patient: Jiajia aka The Performer
Diagnosis: A-year-older-perosis
Type of Cause: Bird Day









Victim: Linjie
Damage: 1 + Age
Type of Crime: Birthday












The most subtle Christmas Rave 2007

Thursday, January 03, 2008

10 RiDICKcuous New Year's Resolution


1. I'll not look at girls - 13 year old girl.

2. I'll not look at boys - 13 year old boy.

3. So many men, so little time, will make more time - Young woman.

4. I'll be more imaginative - 30 year old 'creative' person.

5. I'll name puppy something really strange and long - Erotically inclined person.

6. I'll go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader - Horny bastard.

7. Just for today, I'll not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom - A 'smart' lady.

8. I'll not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I'll think of some more excuses - A fellow employee.

9. I'll try not to procrastinate - Wife of sexual deprived husband.

10. I'll change my career path - 40 year old veteran stripper.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Raymond's Bird Day



Raymond before dinner



Raymond in the midst of dinner



Bird day cake



He's wishing for LOVE



The Sabotage



The Rejected Nightclub Hostess


Late posting on Raymond's Bird Day, a dinner at the heartlands of Ang Mo Kio. The rain didn't get into the way from our hungry stomachs, not even the one and a half hour of queueing under the drizzle. The hearty and all comforting dishes, crabs and other home-cooked food, filled everyone to the rim. The usual karaoke session after dinner concluded a wonderful night filled with smiles and laughter. We gave the birthday boy a fun and crazy evening. Happy Bird Day Ah Pooi!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Optimus Not-So-Prime



Spotted a picture at a Cosplay event. Shocker!!

Optimus needed a tow truck badly....There might be an extra wheel up his ass.

Friday, December 14, 2007

Santa and Santarina


Everyone at work is in the festivity mood. Ho ho ho.

Friday, December 07, 2007

Beware of Sadakoko!



This is how YOU dun wanna look like early in the morning on the train ride to work. Sheesh!

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Spice Girls Debut Single - Headline

I can't help to think if getting back together is a good or bad idea, their latest single sounds a wee bit weird. But check out Geri's abs...wicked!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy's Orchestral Soundtrack


Wow......................................How cool is that....

Monday, October 22, 2007

Manhunt 2 Official Trailers

Yes folks, for those PS2 Manhunt fanatics, check out Manhunt 2. Although it most probably be rejected by the censorship board, but we have our ways....The killing spree is approaching. *evil eyes*

The Pervs


The Project


The Asylum


Escaping The Project


Blackouts


First Teaser

Friday, October 12, 2007

The Interview From The Land Of Stupidity


I was just browsing Suling's blog when I started thinking what could be the most horrifying interview that a single soul would encounter? Read on...



(Interviewee arrived company and approaches reception.)

Interviewee: Hi, I'm here for an interview.

Receptionist: Sure, please take a seat.

(Interviewee measuring the sofa at the reception area, looking at it from different direction)

Interviewee: Does this come in another color and d'you provide delivery?

Receptionist: I meant, take a seat ON the sofa while I inform the interviewer you're here.

Interviewee: Oh... Right.

(Interviewee was directed to meeting room with a glass of iced water)

Interviewer: Hi, pleased to meet you. Why not we try to break the ice and you tell me more about yourself.

(Interviewee picks up a few ice, threw it on the ground and starts to stomp of them)

Interviewee: There you go. About me...I just met this lady, down at my place, found out she's a hooker also a neighbor of my cousin, Lucy, who slept with Peter, the janitor. This lady was asking for a quickie, trying to earn some fast cash, so we at it at the alley near my place coz my mum's gonna question me if I brought, Shoshana, the hooker's name, home.

Interviewer: Was hoping you tell me more about your past experience, but I guess you were too carried away.

Interviewee: Past experience?! You know, good sex and bad sex, we just can't expect too much right?

Interviewer: Why not you tell me why should bw choose you. What's in it for us?

Interviewee: Um... I'm rather hardworking at times, honestly, I just need this job real badly. Its for my mom's boob job, birthday surprise, you know.

Interviewer: Let me give you a scenario. You received a call from a customer, she is unhappy with our service. What would you do?

Interviewee: Easy. I would say something like, "I'm sure you're unhappy with our service but you know, we just can't get the things we always want in life"

Interviewer: Are you joking?

Interviewee: I don't see you laughing. So, nope.

Interviewer: Ok. D'you have any questions for me?

Interviewee: Not really but I could email you if I came out with one.

Interviewer: Anyway, thank you for coming, we'll keep you posted.

Interviewee: So you prefer to email me instead?

Interviewer: The door's this way.

Interviewee: Thanx


I'm sure this would only be one of the craziest interview ever. Period!

Thursday, September 13, 2007

MRT Passenger Summary


You know those mornings when you take the subway, all fresh and clean, until you rendevous a particular individual with highly man-ish scent. That feeling as if you got hit by a moving truck, twice, talk about a wake up call.

I've carefully divided the cabins into categories to fit all appropriates, so as they would have a clear state of mind on whereabouts to hop onto the freaking subway.

'First' & 'Last' 3 Cabins:

1) B.O.-ers
2) Booger Biggers + Booger Eaters
3) Ladies with long hair who can't stop slapping their hair to the victim behind
4) Ladies with long 'wet' hair
5) Ethnic groups with scent hair

'Forth to Sixth' Cabins from back and front:

1) Anyone who plays loud music from their cell phone
2) Parents with children's pram
3) Families with children who're hyper-sonic-active
4) Nerds with gigantic bagpacks

'Seventh to Tenth' Cabins from back and front:

1) Elderly who obstructs
2) Idiots whom choose to not move into the mid-cabin
3) Pretenders - in sleeping, in acting dumb, in anything
4) Anyone who would rather ramped themselves into the cabin even if minimal space
5) The newspaper reading - FYI this is not a library

'Mid' Section:

1) Ordinary individual - a series of test would be conducted
2) Considerates - examinations required

Saturday, September 08, 2007

Cabbage + Rose




Unbelievable sighting of a cabbage-looking rose at work....It smells exactly like a rose but looks exactly like a cabbage... This is just wrong I tell ya...Maaaaaaaaadness

Superzero



Attention: Our neighborhood superheroes had been zapped but some reverse whatchamacallit raygun. Far out!

Friday, September 07, 2007

Suxiang's Butt-Day


I cna't imagine I have yet to publish Suxiang's birthday post....OOooops... Anyway, we had BBQ steamboat buffet dinner at Marina South, the orgins of the 'lians' and 'bengs' ('lians' - a bunch of quirky dressed, at times foul mouth girls; 'bengs' - a bunch of quirky dressed, at times foul mouth boys).

Gotten the present from Carrefour, she self-declared for an oven, a cake from breadtalk and fire away....for the dinner. Lots of crabs, some other bits and pieces later, we were filled up to the max with stomach bulging special effects. Singing away her birthday song in a dark corner of the food centre....we made Suxiang and Peiling wear silly hats, which we gotten it from the oven purchase...they SURE looked good...no doubt about that.

Well, the butt-day girl wanted karaoke after that, which we did. I was the lucky one who got onto the saem cab as them (Suxiang/Peiling). I recalled we were talking about surname and I've no idea why the cab driver got into out conversation. We were talking away when Suxiang as usually started her 'millions-of-question-syndrome'. She was asking why this, why that, and its goes on......................A sudden thought, dashing out of a moving vehicle seemed to be exaggerating, but its how I exactly felt at that singel moment.

An evening of laughs and more laughs...It was really something. Period!

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Suling's Big Day


Another birthday get-together, this time round its Suling's turn. It was some awesome japanese buffet dinner we had, although I think the waitresses would most probably be pissed with our long-winded orders and the pausing-to-think-what-else did-we missed-out moments. Just like any of our dinners or lunch or meet-ups, filled with giggles, not forgetting the 2 most favorable targets, Suxiang & Peiling.

All stuffed up to the max after gorging all that food, we did a good stroll along the city to make our digestive juices work and to conclude on whereabouts we should proceed. As usual usual, hesitation involved, indecision partaken and a few moments of silence, we went with Raymond's recommendation on bars along Selegie.

It wasn't too bad except the fact that we were all sweaty and warm, wasn't a windy night as well, hot hot and hot. Managed to start firing up with Suling's cake before midnight, and all I gotten was a pretty bad focused, bad resolution picture from my mobile phone. I should really try to get a camera soon. Some were tipsy like Peiling and her sister, some were as sober as Suxiang, I guess only Linjie and myself were having the alcohol blush, Raymond and Jiajia, well, not much difference. Was a fun and fun night...Thanx Suling...Hip-hip-hooray...

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The Bag Frenzy


The Singapore distributors of "I'm Not a Plastic Bag" have cancelled the launch of the designer bag. The eco-friendly (yea...right) bag was to have made its debut here at the "On Pedder" store in Ngee Ann City on 18 August. However the store had decided not to follow on with the launch, due to the trouble the bag caused at its launches in Hong Kong and Taiwan earlier this month. Its pretty sad to hear some designer promoting eco-friendly product, which obviously created nothing than chaos. I've always thought being eco-friendly is an initiative and all benefits to the environment, than making it into a business opportunity. Thumbs down for that...

I've actually came out with a few realistic, down-to-earth versions of the not-so-eco-friendly stuff....

Sunday, July 08, 2007

SOS Live Earth





Mano-a-mano - Chestnut & Kobayashi

In a gut-busting showdown that combined drama-banana, stomach courage and indigestion, Joey Chestnut emerged as the world's hot dog eating champion, knocking off six-time winner Takeru Kobayashi in a record-setting yet repulsive triumph.

Chestnut, the great red, white and blue hope in the annual Fourth of July competition, broke his own world record by inhaling 66 hot dogs in 12 minutes (what the...) -- a staggering one every 10.9 seconds before a screaming crowd in Coney Island. Amazing...

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Old Spice to New Spice



The Spice Girls have announced that they are reuniting for a world tour and a greatest hits album. Victoria Beckham, Melanie Brown, Emma Bunton, Melanie Chisholm and Geri Halliwell held a press conference at the 02 Arena in east London to unveil their comeback plans. The pop five-piece will begin their tour in Los Angeles in December, before going on to perform in Las Vegas, New York, London, Koln, Madrid, Beijing, Hong Kong, Sydney, Cape Town and Buenos Aires.



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Previously Released Singles & Albums
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'Wannabe'

First up for the girls back in 1996 was classic tune 'Wannabe', an incredibly popular song still playing at clubs. With an irreverent video that made you laugh and a Girl Power message that surpassed anything anyone had heard from the music industry beore, this bouncy song empowered women and girls of the '90s and shot the five-piece to stardom quicker than anything. Number one in almost two dozen countries, 'Wannabe' is a tune still relevant today for young women, but its light tone ensures it doesn't become mired in the feminist agenda too much.
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'Say You'll Be There'

Next to be released was 'Say You'll Be There'. Moving away from the neon clothing of the 'Wannabe' video, this track showed the girls in sexual mode, dressed up to the nines in leather and PVC clothing (me...ow), standing in a desert and roleplaying powerful female Bond roles. More than anything else though, their sexuality was on show as they high-kicked their way through the plaintive yet blasting pop tune, the lyrics emphasising the girls' maturity while discussing the issue of relationship honesty and fidelity - this was a song designed to appeal to both the kids and the guys.
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'2 Become 1'

Certainly one of the most memorable tracks the Spice Girls ever released, '2 Become 1' hit a generation of teenagers with its message about sex, continuing the theme established in 'Say You'll Be There', but slowing the pace down and being rather more explicit than before - "I need some love/Like I never needed love before/Wanna make love to ya, baby". Gorgeously chilled out, simply yet perfectly lyricised, '2 Become 1' was the final song for the Spice Girls that sold over a million copies. However, it has, like 'Wannabe', lasted the test of the time, and for those around at the time, the lyrics are still pretty easy to recall.
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'Who Do You Think You Are'/'Mama'

This double A-side release showcased both sides of the Spice Girls, as shown by previous single releases 'Say You'll Be There' and '2 Become 1' - both their soft and hard sides. 'Who Do You Think You Are' is a typically energetic romp of a Spice tune, a song that caught the public's imagination while lacking any true substance - the perfect pop song, some might say. Meanwhile, the ballad 'Mama' features all the Spice Girls' mothers in the video, and is essentially a paean to the love each girl felt for her mother and their relationship. Lush harmonies and a sweet sensibility on 'Mama' and poppy, aurally pleasing slides from chorus to verse on its joint A-side ensured that although 'Mama' and 'Say You'll Be There' didn't sell as much as the group's previous releases, both are still incredibly memorable singles.
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'Spice Up Your Life'

A very popular Spice song, 'Spice Up Your Life' is an extremely liberating tune. This brazen samba-esque pop song has a Brazilian tinge to it that means you may not stop dancing for quite a while after you first re-listen to this tune. Despite sporting a video that, according to Mel B, the band were not particularly pleased about, and being released around the time of Elton John's tribute to Lady Diana, the song still topped the charts in many a country, not least the UK. Another classic from the girls, the song attempts to draw everyone in by referencing various races throughout.
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'Too Much'

The second single to be released from the SpiceWorld album, 'Too Much' went to number one in the UK upon release, but it, along with the girls' second album, proved to be much less successful than the group's early hits. Although in itself it still proves to be a standalone, fantastically catchy ballad, the immediacy of songs like '2 Become 1' simply isn't quite as present on 'Too Much', which featured at the opening of the band's film, of the same name as the album.
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'Stop'

Sadly for the Spice Girls, this marked the beginning of the end for the Girls, at least in relation to their chart positions. The first single that didn't make number one on release, only hitting the number two slot, 'Stop' nevertheless spawned a dance that can still be replicated (if only partially) to this day by drunken dancefloor enthusiasts. Although the lyrics weren't exactly complex, as with other Spice Girls tunes, the melody was catchy, pleasurable and upbeat to the extreme.
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'Viva Forever'

Released in 1998, the melancholy of 'Viva Forever', combined with an extremely freaky video, was extremely critically successful and hit number one. The story, which shows two children running around in the woods, one of whom is disapparated, as it were, by the fairies after climbing into a giant rubik's cube, leaving the boy alone with a toy-sized version of the rubik's cube. Essentially, the boy has lost his friend, but will always retain her - but not in a physical way. Perhaps this was meant to be a guarded reference to Geri's forthcoming departure from the group, and certainly the song was a huge departure from the chirpy pop of 'Stop', something next release 'Goodbye' would only build on.
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'Goodbye'

The penultimate single ever released by the Spice Girls, and the first to be sung without Geri Halliwell, who had left the group to pursue a solo career by this point, 'Goodbye' was the eighth number one hit for the depleted girl group. Soft-focus and squeezing every ounce of emotion out of the situation with Geri, 'Goodbye' is a song you put on, like Bridget Jones, when you want to revel in your own misery. Beautiful in its own right, but not exactly happy-clappy.
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'Holler'/'Let Love Lead The Way'

Finally, double A-side 'Holler'/'Let Love Lead The Way'. The final release for the girls, and a departure from the pure pop they so favoured on all previous releases, 'Holler' had far more of an R'n'B feel to it, thanks mostly to the influence of producer Darkchild. Not as memorable or as enjoyable as much of their previous output, it still managed number one - allowing the girls to go out on a high. 'Let Love Lead The Way' was more reminiscent of tunes like '2 Become 1' and 'Goodbye', and is said to pay official tribute to the departure of Geri from the group, but still doesn't quite sound up to par with their previous releases.
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'Spice'

- Track listing -

"Wannabe"
"Say You'll Be There"
"2 Become 1"
"Love Thing"
"Last Time Lover"
"Mama"
"Who Do You Think You Are"
"Something Kinda Funny"
"Naked"
"If U Can't Dance"
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'Spiceworld'

- Track listing -

"Spice Up Your Life"
"Stop"
"Too Much"
"Saturday Night Divas"
"Never Give up on the Good Times"
"Move Over"
"Do It"
"Denying"
"Viva Forever"
"The Lady Is A Vamp"
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'Forever'

- Track listing -

"Holler"
"Tell Me Why"
"Let Love Lead the Way"
"Right Back At Ya"
"Get Down With Me"
"Wasting My Time"
"Weekend Love"
"Time Goes By"
"If You Wanna Have Some Fun"
"Oxygen"
"Goodbye"
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The Spice Girls were a phenomenon the world has never seen repeated. Amazingly successful, their music inspired a generation of women, kept us all dancing and shot them to instant success, even if they have since failed to make much of a mark with their solo careers. Their music was fresh, different to anything we'd heard before, and, most importantly, can still be sung willy-nilly a decade on from their inception. Now that's the mark of a good girl group. Hai-Si-Ya Hold Tight!

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Revamped Old-School

We just love our old-school cartoons, especially those back in the eighties when we're still a bunch of kids. From the 'Transformers' tv series back then to the current live action film today, the transition from old-school to brand new is pretty fascinating. It also also been annouced that some popular cartoons such, Thundercats, Smurfs, He-man and G.I. Joe will be hitting the cinemas in the coming future. Anticipation... Spare a little time to browse through the streamings below and indulge in reminiscence. Rrrock!