1. I'll not look at girls - 13 year old girl.
2. I'll not look at boys - 13 year old boy.
3. So many men, so little time, will make more time - Young woman.
4. I'll be more imaginative - 30 year old 'creative' person.
5. I'll name puppy something really strange and long - Erotically inclined person.
6. I'll go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader - Horny bastard.
7. Just for today, I'll not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom - A 'smart' lady.
8. I'll not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I'll think of some more excuses - A fellow employee.
9. I'll try not to procrastinate - Wife of sexual deprived husband.
10. I'll change my career path - 40 year old veteran stripper.
