MRT Passenger Summary

You know those mornings when you take the subway, all fresh and clean, until you rendevous a particular individual with highly man-ish scent. That feeling as if you got hit by a moving truck, twice, talk about a wake up call.

I've carefully divided the cabins into categories to fit all appropriates, so as they would have a clear state of mind on whereabouts to hop onto the freaking subway.

'First' & 'Last' 3 Cabins:

1) B.O.-ers
2) Booger Biggers + Booger Eaters
3) Ladies with long hair who can't stop slapping their hair to the victim behind
4) Ladies with long 'wet' hair
5) Ethnic groups with scent hair

'Forth to Sixth' Cabins from back and front:

1) Anyone who plays loud music from their cell phone
2) Parents with children's pram
3) Families with children who're hyper-sonic-active
4) Nerds with gigantic bagpacks

'Seventh to Tenth' Cabins from back and front:

1) Elderly who obstructs
2) Idiots whom choose to not move into the mid-cabin
3) Pretenders - in sleeping, in acting dumb, in anything
4) Anyone who would rather ramped themselves into the cabin even if minimal space
5) The newspaper reading - FYI this is not a library

'Mid' Section:

1) Ordinary individual - a series of test would be conducted
2) Considerates - examinations required

Cabbage + Rose

Unbelievable sighting of a cabbage-looking rose at work....It smells exactly like a rose but looks exactly like a cabbage... This is just wrong I tell ya...Maaaaaaaaadness

Superzero

Attention: Our neighborhood superheroes had been zapped but some reverse whatchamacallit raygun. Far out!

Suxiang's Butt-Day

I cna't imagine I have yet to publish Suxiang's birthday post....OOooops... Anyway, we had BBQ steamboat buffet dinner at Marina South, the orgins of the 'lians' and 'bengs' ('lians' - a bunch of quirky dressed, at times foul mouth girls; 'bengs' - a bunch of quirky dressed, at times foul mouth boys).

Gotten the present from Carrefour, she self-declared for an oven, a cake from breadtalk and fire away....for the dinner. Lots of crabs, some other bits and pieces later, we were filled up to the max with stomach bulging special effects. Singing away her birthday song in a dark corner of the food centre....we made Suxiang and Peiling wear silly hats, which we gotten it from the oven purchase...they SURE looked good...no doubt about that.

Well, the butt-day girl wanted karaoke after that, which we did. I was the lucky one who got onto the saem cab as them (Suxiang/Peiling). I recalled we were talking about surname and I've no idea why the cab driver got into out conversation. We were talking away when Suxiang as usually started her 'millions-of-question-syndrome'. She was asking why this, why that, and its goes on......................A sudden thought, dashing out of a moving vehicle seemed to be exaggerating, but its how I exactly felt at that singel moment.

An evening of laughs and more laughs...It was really something. Period!