Monday, January 12, 2009

Evolution of Idiots


We encounter plenty of new stuff everyday from people to new experiences, but the ultimate big-time top of the chart is, idiots. Idiocy, like miracle, comes in different form. From the obvious plain stupids to the brainless pricks. Have you experience before, at the shopping mall upon entering the mall, pushing or pulling the door. Not noticing some morons would just dash in, trying to be lucky after you to safe them the trouble of opening the door 'again'. Incidents like this for sure, at least 1 or 2 idiots would get caught in between the door. Is there a thrill to that? Adrenalin pumping? I would hold the door if they're right behind me, but if its like a mile away, I dun think so. Question is these idiots still dashed over, why? Same rule applying it to the doors of the train, getting slammed by 2 automatic doors isn't really the most happy experience, but some how the impatience in people trumps anything else. If you would arrive earlier, you wouldn't be even be in that caught-between-doors situation.

With the rushing peak hour, before and after work, idiots just dun get it when it comes to using the mobile phone in between the gawd damn pathway. Happily taking their own freakin' time to stroll when the rest are moving at fast pace. Common sense tells you, if you have the need to use your mobile, texting or whatever, move aside for crowd. Isn't it the same as while you're driving? You dun just reduce your speed in the middle of the road. DUH~!

Each office building lift has its own peak hour, before work, lunch time and after work. Holding to the lift is always a gesture of being courteous and polite. But to these idiots, they rather just stood in the lift and let the doors shut, not even moving a single step or movement to show intention of holding to the lift. The worst incident is when you're in the lift, clearly when the button of certain level is lit, there must people getting off, but these brainless goons would be startled or surprised that someone is getting off, like they've just seen a ghost. Double DUH~! The next group of idiots would be those standing right in the middle of the lift, choosing not the move anywhere even with the swamp of people squeezing in. I would've only thought probably vision impaired people would do that, but honestly, this is just fat ass dumb. Evolution has evolved us to what we are today but didn't know it decreases the capacity of the brain. Maybe to some, its a give and take situation. Idiots~!

Friday, January 09, 2009

Pain With The Mane

Long luscious hair, those you see on commercials. It may look nice, but not in every situation where it becomes a pain in the arse. Ladies, on majority, has a habit of not tying their hair. Understanding the fact that your hair might still be damped from washing, but nevertheless isn't a good excuse to use the hair dryer.

When you'll on the train, standing at the spot where 2 cabins meet, clearly we know that spot has a mild breeze from the A/C. Breeze and hair, not the perfect companion when you're stand right behind it. You'll be literally slapped and brushed by the long-haired monster in front of you. Whatever shampoo or hair product, she, or worst, he, might be using that day. Our fellow Bollywood girls, 'heavenly' scented coconut oil, or whatever you may call that, in your face! Ladies with nits doing a kind charity by passing those tiny killers to us. Who would want that?

Do you really have to sweep back your shoulder length hair with your hand? If its that annoying to you, tie it up, simple as that. Ignoring there might be some unfortunate soul behind you, without any clue, receiving a surprise hair smack on the face. Another classic case, while you're queuing up for food at the food court with the fan blowing towards your direction, the person behind might just get a free car wash on the face. Is it just stupidity or ignorance? This is nothing like the movies. Sweeping your long hair isn't appealing or sexy, realistically, its revolting to have your hair in another person's face or in the mouth, if unlucky one coincidentally yawned, who would picture that as something they enjoy?

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Separated At Birth



We have come to a consensus that our fellow friend, Suxiang, has a facial similarity with the infamous busty star, Amy Yip. Priceless.

In Memory Of KiKi

Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen. For what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.Now we know that if the earthly tent we live in is destroyed, we have a building from God, an eternal house in heaven, not built by human hands. Meanwhile we groan, longing to be clothed with our heavenly dwelling, because when we are clothed, we will not be found naked. For while we are in this tent, we groan and are burdened, because we do not wish to be unclothed but to be clothed with our heavenly dwelling, so that what is mortal may be swallowed up by life. Now it is God who has made us for this very purpose and has given us the Spirit as a deposit, guaranteeing what is to come.Therefore we are always confident and know that as long as we are at home in the body we are away from the Lord. We live by faith, not by sight. We are confident, I say, and would prefer to be away from the body and at home with the Lord.

2 Corinthians 4:16-15:8

Sunday, January 04, 2009

We Got Married 우리 결혼했어요

Current watching this South Korean variety show, We Got Married, addiction to it was fast and strong. Celebrities were paired up as marriage couples, showing their life as one and doing stuff which any newly weds would do.

Original Couples

Top left to right clockwise:
Solbi/솔비 (Actress,Singer) & Andy/이선호 (Singer)
Seo In-Young/서인영(Singer) & CrownJ/크라운 제이(Rapper)
Saori(Singer) & Jeong Hyeong Don /정형돈(Entertainer,Comedian)
Shin Ae/신애 (Actress) & Alex/제이슨(Singer)


Later episodes where some couples decided to end their marriage, leaving the show but replacement couples took over the empty slots.

Third couple from the left:
Jo Yeo-Jeong/조여정(Actress) & Lee Hwi Jae/이휘재(Host,Actor)
First couple from the right:
Hwangbo/황보(Singer) & Kim Hyun Joong/김현중(Singer)

Friday, January 02, 2009

The Day Before 2009






This is what we had before 2009.












This is what we didn't expect of in 2009.














This is what we didn't want in 2009.