MRT Passenger Summary

You know those mornings when you take the subway, all fresh and clean, until you rendevous a particular individual with highly man-ish scent. That feeling as if you got hit by a moving truck, twice, talk about a wake up call.

I've carefully divided the cabins into categories to fit all appropriates, so as they would have a clear state of mind on whereabouts to hop onto the freaking subway.

'First' & 'Last' 3 Cabins:

1) B.O.-ers
2) Booger Biggers + Booger Eaters
3) Ladies with long hair who can't stop slapping their hair to the victim behind
4) Ladies with long 'wet' hair
5) Ethnic groups with scent hair

'Forth to Sixth' Cabins from back and front:

1) Anyone who plays loud music from their cell phone
2) Parents with children's pram
3) Families with children who're hyper-sonic-active
4) Nerds with gigantic bagpacks

'Seventh to Tenth' Cabins from back and front:

1) Elderly who obstructs
2) Idiots whom choose to not move into the mid-cabin
3) Pretenders - in sleeping, in acting dumb, in anything
4) Anyone who would rather ramped themselves into the cabin even if minimal space
5) The newspaper reading - FYI this is not a library

'Mid' Section:

1) Ordinary individual - a series of test would be conducted
2) Considerates - examinations required