Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Manhunt 2 Official Trailers
Yes folks, for those PS2 Manhunt fanatics, check out Manhunt 2. Although it most probably be rejected by the censorship board, but we have our ways....The killing spree is approaching. *evil eyes*
The Pervs
The Project
The Asylum
Escaping The Project
Blackouts
First Teaser
The Pervs
The Project
The Asylum
Escaping The Project
Blackouts
First Teaser
Friday, October 12, 2007
The Interview From The Land Of Stupidity
I was just browsing Suling's blog when I started thinking what could be the most horrifying interview that a single soul would encounter? Read on...
(Interviewee arrived company and approaches reception.)
Interviewee: Hi, I'm here for an interview.
Receptionist: Sure, please take a seat.
(Interviewee measuring the sofa at the reception area, looking at it from different direction)
Interviewee: Does this come in another color and d'you provide delivery?
Receptionist: I meant, take a seat ON the sofa while I inform the interviewer you're here.
Interviewee: Oh... Right.
(Interviewee was directed to meeting room with a glass of iced water)
Interviewer: Hi, pleased to meet you. Why not we try to break the ice and you tell me more about yourself.
(Interviewee picks up a few ice, threw it on the ground and starts to stomp of them)
Interviewee: There you go. About me...I just met this lady, down at my place, found out she's a hooker also a neighbor of my cousin, Lucy, who slept with Peter, the janitor. This lady was asking for a quickie, trying to earn some fast cash, so we at it at the alley near my place coz my mum's gonna question me if I brought, Shoshana, the hooker's name, home.
Interviewer: Was hoping you tell me more about your past experience, but I guess you were too carried away.
Interviewee: Past experience?! You know, good sex and bad sex, we just can't expect too much right?
Interviewer: Why not you tell me why should bw choose you. What's in it for us?
Interviewee: Um... I'm rather hardworking at times, honestly, I just need this job real badly. Its for my mom's boob job, birthday surprise, you know.
Interviewer: Let me give you a scenario. You received a call from a customer, she is unhappy with our service. What would you do?
Interviewee: Easy. I would say something like, "I'm sure you're unhappy with our service but you know, we just can't get the things we always want in life"
Interviewer: Are you joking?
Interviewee: I don't see you laughing. So, nope.
Interviewer: Ok. D'you have any questions for me?
Interviewee: Not really but I could email you if I came out with one.
Interviewer: Anyway, thank you for coming, we'll keep you posted.
Interviewee: So you prefer to email me instead?
Interviewer: The door's this way.
Interviewee: Thanx
I'm sure this would only be one of the craziest interview ever. Period!
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