The Interview From The Land Of Stupidity

I was just browsing Suling's blog when I started thinking what could be the most horrifying interview that a single soul would encounter? Read on...



(Interviewee arrived company and approaches reception.)

Interviewee: Hi, I'm here for an interview.

Receptionist: Sure, please take a seat.

(Interviewee measuring the sofa at the reception area, looking at it from different direction)

Interviewee: Does this come in another color and d'you provide delivery?

Receptionist: I meant, take a seat ON the sofa while I inform the interviewer you're here.

Interviewee: Oh... Right.

(Interviewee was directed to meeting room with a glass of iced water)

Interviewer: Hi, pleased to meet you. Why not we try to break the ice and you tell me more about yourself.

(Interviewee picks up a few ice, threw it on the ground and starts to stomp of them)

Interviewee: There you go. About me...I just met this lady, down at my place, found out she's a hooker also a neighbor of my cousin, Lucy, who slept with Peter, the janitor. This lady was asking for a quickie, trying to earn some fast cash, so we at it at the alley near my place coz my mum's gonna question me if I brought, Shoshana, the hooker's name, home.

Interviewer: Was hoping you tell me more about your past experience, but I guess you were too carried away.

Interviewee: Past experience?! You know, good sex and bad sex, we just can't expect too much right?

Interviewer: Why not you tell me why should bw choose you. What's in it for us?

Interviewee: Um... I'm rather hardworking at times, honestly, I just need this job real badly. Its for my mom's boob job, birthday surprise, you know.

Interviewer: Let me give you a scenario. You received a call from a customer, she is unhappy with our service. What would you do?

Interviewee: Easy. I would say something like, "I'm sure you're unhappy with our service but you know, we just can't get the things we always want in life"

Interviewer: Are you joking?

Interviewee: I don't see you laughing. So, nope.

Interviewer: Ok. D'you have any questions for me?

Interviewee: Not really but I could email you if I came out with one.

Interviewer: Anyway, thank you for coming, we'll keep you posted.

Interviewee: So you prefer to email me instead?

Interviewer: The door's this way.

Interviewee: Thanx


I'm sure this would only be one of the craziest interview ever. Period!