Monday, January 12, 2009

Evolution of Idiots


We encounter plenty of new stuff everyday from people to new experiences, but the ultimate big-time top of the chart is, idiots. Idiocy, like miracle, comes in different form. From the obvious plain stupids to the brainless pricks. Have you experience before, at the shopping mall upon entering the mall, pushing or pulling the door. Not noticing some morons would just dash in, trying to be lucky after you to safe them the trouble of opening the door 'again'. Incidents like this for sure, at least 1 or 2 idiots would get caught in between the door. Is there a thrill to that? Adrenalin pumping? I would hold the door if they're right behind me, but if its like a mile away, I dun think so. Question is these idiots still dashed over, why? Same rule applying it to the doors of the train, getting slammed by 2 automatic doors isn't really the most happy experience, but some how the impatience in people trumps anything else. If you would arrive earlier, you wouldn't be even be in that caught-between-doors situation.

With the rushing peak hour, before and after work, idiots just dun get it when it comes to using the mobile phone in between the gawd damn pathway. Happily taking their own freakin' time to stroll when the rest are moving at fast pace. Common sense tells you, if you have the need to use your mobile, texting or whatever, move aside for crowd. Isn't it the same as while you're driving? You dun just reduce your speed in the middle of the road. DUH~!

Each office building lift has its own peak hour, before work, lunch time and after work. Holding to the lift is always a gesture of being courteous and polite. But to these idiots, they rather just stood in the lift and let the doors shut, not even moving a single step or movement to show intention of holding to the lift. The worst incident is when you're in the lift, clearly when the button of certain level is lit, there must people getting off, but these brainless goons would be startled or surprised that someone is getting off, like they've just seen a ghost. Double DUH~! The next group of idiots would be those standing right in the middle of the lift, choosing not the move anywhere even with the swamp of people squeezing in. I would've only thought probably vision impaired people would do that, but honestly, this is just fat ass dumb. Evolution has evolved us to what we are today but didn't know it decreases the capacity of the brain. Maybe to some, its a give and take situation. Idiots~!

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